THEME

f-yeah-americanhorrorstory:

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I wonder who this actress is. I can only imagine her on the phone talking about this. “Mom, I got the part! Yeah, I’m gonna be finger blasted by Evan Peters’ prosthetic mutated claw! I have to call grandma and tell her the good news.”

hotladypants:

sparsilee:

before watching Carmillaimage

after watching Carmilla

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A++

favorite movies: The Help (2011)

"I hope you write something really good. Something you belive in."

#the help  
#nicki minaj  #same  

even though i knew it was a long shot

i went to see if the url byefelicia was taken

oh, it’s taken

it’s hella taken

fisted through the asshole taken

magicul:

ME

magicul:

ME

nightmare-syndrome:

I forgot the name of carmilla so I said that and google found it, I’m crying

nightmare-syndrome:

I forgot the name of carmilla so I said that and google found it, I’m crying

#i had to summarize carmilla to my friend and that's exactly what i said  

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)